Tuesday, 17 June 2014

Lol, Definitive Proof That The World Cup Is Being Controlled By The Illuminati

Neymar is part of the Illuminati:

NEYMAR SCORED 2 GOALS MORE LIKE NEYMAR JOINED THE ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

Van Persie scored that goal against Spain because he is Illuminati:

NETHERLAND'S ROBBIE VAN PERSIE'S HEADBUTT DIVE GOAL WAS FAKE AND SETUP! #WorldCup2014

Actually, the whole Netherlands team is Illuminati:

THE NETHERLANDS BEAT SPAIN 5-1. 5 IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO 666 THE NETHERLANDS IS ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

Lionel Messi is also Illuminati:

Definitive Proof That The World Cup Is Being Controlled By The Illuminati
Disney / Via giphy.com

And Pepe head-butted Müller because he is, in fact, Illuminati:

DID PORTUGAL'S PEPE HEADBUTT THOMAS MÜLLER OR FORCE HIM TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI? #WorldCup2014

Stay safe out there!


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